The only man that matters in my world.

Isn't he amazing? I totally agree with myself! It's so awesome. I have decided to marry two people: Johnny Depp and myself. But, Depp is the only one that matters. So THERE, ME! HA HA! That was creepy.... I go now. See yous laters, my fine furry freinds.

My Favorite Depp Movies!

Hello, my dears! I admit, every Depp movie is amazing, but some just take the cake. Here's my list of favorites.

1. Sweeney Todd - I spent over ten hours writing and correcting the script so I could bring Sweeney everywhere.
2. Edward Scissorhands - I love the innocence.
3. Cry-Baby - I love the whole idea of it, though it is a voice over. (Johnny never knew he could sing until Sweeney Todd.)
4. Alice in Wonderland - He plays the best crazy person. I was the Mad Hatter for Halloween, year 2011.
5. Pirates of the Caribbean - I love all of them. The first one was the first Johnny movie I ever saw.

Ode to Johnny Depp

Oh, Johnny Depp, how you make me smile,
Oh, Johnny Depp, you are surely worthwhile,
Oh, Johnny Depp, you have'nt aged a mile,
Are you a vampire?

Oh, Johnny Depp, you are so amazing,
Oh, Johnny Depp, with all the wine you are tasting,
Oh, Johnny Depp, will you give me a ring?
And I shall be your wife.

Oh, Johnny Depp, I've run outta time,
Oh, Johnny Depp, to finish this song and make you mine,
Oh, Johnny Depp, if you will not marry me,
At least, can I have an autograph?

I found a GREAT PICTURE!

See! It has the hat and hair of Mad Hatter, the glasses of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the cane from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the scissorhands from, well, Edward scissorhands, and the costume/beard from Pirates of the Caribean. So amazing!

I'm right, EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG!

Okay, imagine this, my fine furry friend. Here I am, just looking up the most handsomest guy in the world on Wiki, when, I read that he has 13 tattoos. I start to go on, when the alarm in my head goes off. THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!! He clearly had 16 tattoos and Wiki is dreadfully wrong. I try to fix the poor article and it WONT FREAKING LET ME! Arg! Just one word of advice, don't try to hack into Wiki. It gets you in a fair amount of trouble with the FBI. Okay? So, riddle me this, Batman, what shall I do? Watch Sweeney Todd to get over my anger or report abuse on Wiki? I have no idea. ~Audible sigh.~ Goodbye, my children.

Johnny Depp loves his fans!

JOHNNY DEPP! So sorry, had to get that out... I love Johnny Depp so much that I made a blog. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!! ... Okay, that was weird, I admit. Well, my captive reader, I am theknifetomypen and I will be your lovely guide to the world where only the every handsome Johnny Depp matters.